Sunday, July 22, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Hi there.. I’m lost:
Original ad:
Philips DVD player with USB,
HDMI and 5.1 support. Plays MP3, MPEG, DIVX, CD, DVD, etc. In very good
condition and available for immediate sale. The first one with Rs 1800 gets it.
Contact – Pradeep@aol.com
From me to Pradeep@aol.com
Hi there,
I’m Vidya, I saw your ad for the DVD. I have the money and
would like to pick it up right away. Give me your number, I’ll call and ask for
directions right now.
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
Hi Vidya, I am in number 45/66 ***** road, it is near *****
****. You can come anytime; I’ll be home all day. I don’t really want to
disclose my phone number, but you can just come home.
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
That’s perfect; I can come by at 2PM today. See you
then. Thanks, Vidya
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
Hi Pradeep, I’m in Ramamurthy Nagar, but I’m having trouble
finding your house, I’m in the first left. How do I come there?
[Send via Android in messenger]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
What? I don’t live in Ramamurthy Nagar. Go up to Raghavendra
Nnagar and then on your left you will Kalkerer. That’s where I live.
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
HI. I’ve taken a turn from Raghavendra Nagar and now I am in
Ramamurthy Nagar. Am I going in the right direction?
[Send via Android]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
No I said turn left. Turn around and go the other way. You
aren’t even close to my house.
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
You took so long to respond so I drove all the way to
Battarahalli. It’s a little hard to turn here because its peak traffic time. I
think that Battarahalli intersects with Dr. Ambedkar Nagar, and that is near
your house right? I think I’m going to come that way. What do you say? Is that
an easier route?
[Send via Android]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
Are you mad? That is too far away and no there is no
intersection to Dr. Ambedkar Nagar from Battarahalli. You will be making a long
trip for nothing. Just come around this way, its faster and easier. I can guide
you better.
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
Are you joking with me? And how dare you call me mad.. I’m
the one who is trying to find your address inspite of your pathetic directions.
I think you are the kind of a man, who would need directions from your bathroom
to your bedroom, so please don’t tell me that I’m making a long trip for nothing.
Now give me your directions clearly for the last time, so that there is no more
confusion.
[Send via Android]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
Why you would want to go all the way across half the town
when you could have come here in 20 minutes max is beyond me. You are hopeless!
You want to take your own sweet time reaching here that’s your problem. Do
whatever you want. I already sent you my address. I cant help you anymore.. Go
find yourself a GPS you fool.
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
Great.. I hope you’re happy now. The traffic policeman
caught me texting you while I was driving and now they are looking for more
information. You have made this day miserable for me!
[Send via Android]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
And how in the world is that my fault?
From me to Pradeep@ aol.com
Thanks some more to you now that cops have figured out that
my license and insurance have expired. They are towing my car and I’m going to
the police station in Battarahalli. Now they are asking me to pay up for the
speeding ticket I got last week as well. I can’t use my phone after this as
they are taking that away too. You need to bring me some money to bail me out;
I’ll see you at the station soon. Oh, and bring the DVD player as well because
I don’t think I can call you for sometime. Seeing as all this is your fault, I
think you should pay for everything. It should come up to about Rs 7000 so come
prepared.
[Send via Android]
From Pradeep@ aol.com to me
I can’t believe you gave the
police my address and name. They found out my phone number and called me
enquiring about you. I told them you were the dumbest human I’ve come across. I
should have my head examined for giving a psycho my address. Go to hell, I’m
done dealing with you. I’m blocking you for good! You (*%# $#@! %$^**(()^%$
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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